世界上最强的中国式英语对照

 1.we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁啊？
2.how are you? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3.you don’t bird me,l don’t bird you.
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
4.you have seed I will give you some color to see ,brothers !together up!
你有种，我要给你一点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们一起上！
5.hello everybody!if you have some-thing to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝！
6.you me you me.
彼此彼此。
7.You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住
8.know is know noknow is noknow.
知之为知之，不知为不知。
9.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠儿子会打洞。
10.American Chinese not enough.
美中不足
11.go past no mistake past.
走过路过不要错过。
12.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条。
13.you have two down son.
你有两下子。
14.as far as you go to die.
有多远，死多远。
15.I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face,l turn my face.
我给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸。